Yet another meme that seemed interesting. Look up “Unfortunately, YouFirstName” on Google and quote with comment the results. And enjoy as a few days later teh results become skewed due to the now high-concentration of “Unfortunately, YourFirstName” on your blog. Apparently, though, Real Content is on vacation. (All last names given are removed from the following:)
“Unfortunately, Rick begins to notice that Cindy, the new girl, doesn’t really appear to…”
Whether she’s new or not, it’s not hard to notice when people appear to use incomplete sentences.
“Unfortunately Rick decided to write another ending to that story and it was…”
Actually, I never got past the second chapter of that story.
“Unfortunately Rick was too much of a mamma’s boy to put up any fight to her demands…”
Yeah, well… Takes one to know one!
“Unfortunately Rick came from a very large family.”
My birthday is coming up; those cards better start piling up soon!
“Unfortunately, Rick is far from the exception.”
I’m the rule!
“Unfortunately, Rick has been real busy with school and has not been able to record much of anything.”
Well if someone would buy me a TiVo for my birthday (see above), I could do both at once. Sheesh.
“Unfortunately, Rick & Bonnie have moved away from Forest Grove but we’ll always consider them a part of Mt. Olive.”
A mountain-sized olive is the most terrifying, gag-inducing thing I’ve heard of in a while. And, no, Bonnie moved away; I’m still here.
“Unfortunately Rick was denied the spot and was informed by Alejandro’s roadie, ‘the reason they’re turning you down is because the way you look…'”
I’m not ugly! …
“Unfortunately, Rick told BreakTheChain.org that he will not provide further details because, in his words, ‘I fear retribution…'”
Actually, I fear being misquoted; the retribution thing was just a cover-up…
“Unfortunately, Rick drew a red light in round one and ended his weekend sooner than expected.”
I typically draw only in #2 pencil, so that I drew a red light is pretty amazing… But I would never, NEVER end my weekend sooner than expected. And when I figure out how to lengthen it…
“Unfortunately, Rick has lost his stick, but it’s only used for poking a bat in this level so no screens are lost.”
DIE, DEVIL BIRD!!! TAKE THAT YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!!! … AAHHH!! THEY’RE IN MY HAIR! THEY’RE IN MY HAIR!! If only I had that blasted stick…