Proving the Tooth Fairy

I believe in the Tooth Fairy, a benevolent being who rewards children for sacrificing their baby teeth unto her. She does this by influencing the child’s parents, who exchange the tooth for a small sum of money; the parents, of course, have free will in this, which bodes well for children of rich parents. There is no physical proof of the Tooth Fairy’s existence, but we trust she exists because we see her influence in families everywhere.

If, however, you believe all of that to be foolish, then congratulations, you’re off to a great start at combating religious FUD throughout this new year!

2 thoughts on “Proving the Tooth Fairy”

  1. SpliffedChrist

    I agree, comparing god to the tooth fairy is unacceptable, intolerable and inaccurate to say the least. God is more like Santa Claus if a comparison needs to be made. Get your facts straight Ricky!

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