The Bible vs. Simple Physics

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About two years ago, I posted a note on Facebook which explained why the laws of physics (and really, common sense) prohibit the construction of the temple as described in 1 Kings 6 and 1 Chronicles 22. A brief discussion ensued afterward in which a pastor (and good friend) attempted to defend what the Bible said. However, the situation continually worsened for the Bible, as what it describes in physical terms (i.e., without hiding behind miracles) was revealed to be all the more physically impossible.

Because this example plainly shows the absurdity of the Bible, I’m republishing it here for your consideration, and I welcome any and all feedback on it. What follows is “The Bible vs. Simple Physics” as originally published May 18, 02011. [click to continue…]

How to Automatically Clean Up Spam on Your WordPress Site

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WordPress’ companion spam blocking tool, Akismet, does a fantastic job of weeding out spam from legitimate comments, but what happens? After some time, your spam comments could number in the thousands, bloating your database size, slowing down comments management, and making baby angels cry.

In my experience, on certain shared servers, simply emptying your spam folder if it has many thousands of comments can bring the server to its knees, resulting in time-outs and a spam folder that isn’t any more manageable than before your efforts to melt your server into oblivion.

While it would be great if WordPress had a clean-up feature — like it does with the trash folder — to keep the number of spam comments at bay, fortunately for us dealing with it on our own is rather easy. Simply include the following code in your theme’s functions.php file (or custom_functions.php if you’re using Thesis 1.8.5, as you should be), and your blog will begin automatically cleaning up spam twice a day, keeping your comments table far more manageable.

How to Enhance WordPress+Thesis Comments with Gravatar Profile Data

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For a few years now, Gravatar has offered public profiles for its massive user base. Now in addition to simply global avatars, Gravatar users could create a profile with links, verified social accounts, and more. And for me, one of the coolest features of this was that the profiles were open — both in the [...]

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Quickly Convert Thesis 1.8.5 to HTML 5

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A long time ago, I promised a tutorial on how to convert Thesis 1.8.5 from an XHTML Strict document type to the new hotness: HTML 5. There are plenty of reasons to switch, and it really is quite simple!

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That Feel

Being able to trace every problem, every wrong turn in your life over the past year or so back to one very concrete choice for which you’re entirely at fault and for which there is no apparent “fix”? I know that feel, bro.

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Dumber and Dumber and Dumber

Disinformation reported on a Natural Society article about Stanford University geneticist Dr. Gerald Crabtree’s claims that humanity is getting dumber, for a variety of reasons, mostly due to our exposure to things like fluoride or pesticides. But honestly, why shouldn’t mankind be getting dumber? It would seem to be the natural course of evolution for [...]

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One Month Down, Eleven to Go

Here I am, over a month into 2013 — the year that was supposed to be my year. Such grand plans for a multitude of websites. Well, I’m still here, but I’ve not really found any time to devote to my online endeavors. This is unfortunate because every day that goes by, the number of [...]

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Where Did I Come From, Where Am I Going

This may be one of my last blog posts, at this blog anyway. It’s been suggested to me that this site looks as though it was organized by a blind orangutan; that suggestion was made by me, after some feedback from a few folks. 2012 has been a year of both transition and growth for [...]

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Keep the Crackers Guessing with Auto-Updating WordPress Salts and Keys

Are you a website administer concerned about the security of your WordPress-based sites? Then you’re going to want to take a moment to read Why WordPress Authentication Unique Keys and Salts Are Important by codeseekah. In it, codeseekah explains the value of this block of code, which ought to be familiar to anyone who has [...]

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The Brazenly Coded Box for Thesis 2.0

The Brazenly Coded Box is no longer supported (and may not work at all on current versions of Thesis)! Download OpenHook to take advantage of its OpenBox feature, which provides similar (but better programmed) functionality to the Brazenly Coded Box! Looking to take your Thesis 2.0 install to the next level? Give yourself nearly limitless [...]

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